January 2012
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5 minutes oh god. EXPECTATION.
You guys don’t understand how epic I feel listening to Cascade while waiting for the new year.
New Years toast to everyone
ivegotthatsuperbenedict:
iamthedeadpool:
May 2012 be as socially awkward and internet bandwidth consuming as the last
Fuck 11 minutes.
I MUST WAIT.
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This is the last olive I eat this year.
I MUST ENJOY IT TO THE MAX
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op-awesome:
news flash: 2012 is 20 minutes away
I can feel my pants becoming hyper-pants, as they begin to exhibit an iridescent shimmer. Truly the hallmark of a great new age.
My pants feel normal…something’s not right…
Can I sue the company or something?
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drowns:
live blogging newyears update: its still 2011
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op-awesome:
holy shit
only 30 minutes left of 2011
I CAN’T WAIT FOR MY SPACE-PANTS AND TURBO-DOGS AND WHATEVER
I want cold fusion NOW. I don’t want to wait.
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aleglovaldi:
op-awesome:
holy shit
99 followers
I hope you guys realize that when I hit 100 I’m going to celebrate by drawing a picture of this awesome party
that none of you are invited to
GUYS GO FOLLOW HIM NOW NOW
LET HIM HAVE A NEW YEAR PARTY WITH 100 FOLLOWERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT
SCREW THAT
HOW ABOUT YOU FOLLOW THAT OTHER BLOG I HAVE
YOU KNOW THE ONE
...
op-awesome:
holy shit
99 followers
I hope you guys realize that when I hit 100 I’m going to celebrate by drawing a picture of this awesome party
that none of you are invited to
GUYS GO FOLLOW HIM NOW NOW
LET HIM HAVE A NEW YEAR PARTY WITH 100 FOLLOWERS.
op-awesome:
blogging into the new year
just like the pioneers~
We’re just the same, Sean, just the same.
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thefuckwiththetruehima:
loves does not exist?
huh
that’s kind
of depressing
._.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of serotonin, dopamine and oxytocin running through my veins.
thefuckwiththetruehima:
midnight
romantic
new year’s
kiss…?
…
aleeeee
where are youuuu
I’m cooking stop me.
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before 2011 is over, i want someone to go to my...
fannishminded:
I wanna know.
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sherlockandjohnbeingheterosexual:
“fuck you I’d follow me forever” I say to the computer screen bitterly as I read through forever follow lists and realize I am in none of them.
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December 21, 2012: Artist and author Andrew Hussie...
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Well, Tumblr. THERE'S your badass Jake English.
exsexily-whorebible:
HE GOT KILLED BY EATING PEANUTS
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Dad: There's nothing to watch.
Me: Hey, I have a movie suggestion!
Dad: Sure! What is it?
Me: Well, it's this great animat-
Dad: NO.
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My grandma just sent me an empty text message.
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1612th:
english words that pitbull knows
party
miami
kodak
donkey
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Wow now I want to watch MLP again.
I guess I’ll give it another chance in a while, now I have to help my dad with dinner.